It’s about time to cast a vote for next year’s ASUO President, Vice President, and any number of trivial senate seats. This is actually a difficult process, and every year less than 15% of the student body is competent enough to do it. But luckily we are here to help lead you through this daunting process in just five stress-free steps.
Step 1: Open your favorite browser. Chrome, Safari, Firefox, and Opera are all acceptable. If you use Internet Explorer, skip to step 5.
Step 2: Type duckweb.uoregon.edu into the address bar and press enter.
Step 3: Login using your 951 number (which is often mistaken for the 911 number) and PAC (which is often mistaken for a Super PAC that people give money to).
Step 4: You have already made it farther than 75% of your peers. Give yourself a pat on the back. Then select the Student Menu from your list of options. Once there, locate the link, “Vote Now: Spring 2014 ASUO Regular Election and Ballot Measures.”
Step 5: You are incompetent and ill-informed. Go back to Facebook, Netflix, or wherever you came from.