To satisfy with satire, which apparently Dicktionary words can’t do, you piece of shi—you know what, nevermind. Perhaps name-calling and other immature forms of our self-expression are the cause of our lack of popularity. You already see enough mean posts on Facebook, YouTube, and Reddit feeds. We’ll change from now on.
To make it up to you, we’ll refer you to more satisfying satirical sources:
(4) John Green, who could have sold out with his YouTube video personality or written a brilliant satire about a teenage cancer victim, but decided to continue providing meaningful content in his videos while turning his satirical novel into a tear-jerking love story.
Wait, hold up, hold the fuck up. These guys are only putting common mainstream bullshit through a more intelligent filter so you don’t have to think for yourselves. You don’t need that kind of condescension, Internet. You’re smarter than that, you fucking hipster idiots. Fuck you, we’re going back to our dick jokes.