Dicktionary (n.)

(1) A dictionary for words poorly fabricated enough to act as facades of clever, humorous wordplay. The goal is to make these words catchy and provocative enough for them to take root in the English lexicon and catastrophically subvert the English language on an unprecedented scale. Seems legit, right? …NO? …You dick.

(2) A mix of Urban Dictionary‘s bullshit, Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary’s artistry, and our own dumbassery that we thought we’d share with you, because this is the Internet. 

(3) Not yet a dictionary about euphemisms for literal dicks or sexual angst, unless they satisfy the charming persona embellished by this dictionary.