Commentary

I Can’t Believe Starbucks Is Still Selling These Offensive Canadian Snowmen Cookies!

If you think we’re in a post-racial society, then check your privilege at the nearest Starbucks. And I’ll tell you what you’ll see while there: White snowmen. Only WHITE snowmen. Only white snowMEN. Only HETEROSEXUAL white snowmen. Black, brown, yellow, red, neon, women, gays, transsexuals, cissys, neutrals, sheep—you won’t find any of those races represented…

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Brothers Are Misunderstood Gentlemen And Scholars

Sigma Alpha Epsilon (SAE) is a modern day Animal House—full of completely misunderstood gentlemen and scholars. For example, take the recent changes to their property, specifically the parking lot. Many people think they lost their privilege to park at their lot because they are all belligerent drunk assholes who take advantage of women, disregard authorities…

Tip: Get The Fuck Back To Studying

So this is what your tuition money, all-nighters and determined strugglebussing has surmounted to—another half-assed reading of an article lacking in intellectual and academic content to procrastinate on the application and advancement of your cognitive capabilities that could catalyze innovation and creativity in countless future generations that will ultimately arrive at the decision that there’s…

Tip: BUY “ZAP!”

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