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UN Votes To Nuke Springfield; US Doesn’t Object

UN Votes to Nuke Springfield, Oregon; US Doesn't Object

New York City, NY — Citing the shocking growth of two of Springfield’s biggest problems, methamphetamines abuse and Mormonism, the United Nations voted unanimously to launch a nuclear attack on the city. “The UN has voted unanimously to launch a nuclear strike on the city of Syringe-field – uh, I mean Springfield,” Jesse Pinkwoman said…